SEASON 3, EPISODE 11

Season THREE – Episode 11 – “The Musky’s Mysterious Wink

The fragrance of roasting acorns filled the lodge as the smoke dissipated.  Rusty and Cos stood motionless—straining to identify the tic-tic-tic-tic-tic on the tin roof that coexisted with the pattern of rainfall. Even Link had one ear cocked—sitting—staring at the ceiling.

Inquisitively, the trio exited the building, retreated to the out of doors, and positioned themselves in the middle of the camp yard with a bird’s eye view of the roof. There was a mass of animal kingdom (miniature red squirrels) formed in two gigantic lines. The first line of volunteers was retrieving what appeared to be a thousand years’ worth of acorns from access under the chimney crown. The second line of helpers were exiting the chimney flue marching single file bearing the contents of their storage elevator.

“Teamwork makes the dreamwork” thought Rusty as he witnessed the pine squirrels working effortlessly in unison. From the peak of the roof, they dashed down to the eve, leaped to the limb of a Norway, and transported their supplies safely to the ground where they were temporarily stored in a burrowed hole along the lakeshore, beneath an exposed granite rock the size of a Volkswagen Beetle.

Morale seemed high among the troops—dropping their cargo—falling back in line—returning to the chimney—merrily singing their chattering calls along the trail.

“Rusty, the more I look about this rain-soaked property, the more inclined I am to think we need to recruit our own team of laborious squirrels. We have two weeks and some change before our first guests arrive. Tomorrow morning, we should return to the town of Jackfish and see if we can enroll the services of some locals, either on a temporary or full-time basis.”

“I agree Cos… Not to say it’s overwhelming, but I WOULD use the word daunting. Plus, supporting our new business with local employees would be positive for us and for this area. Never a bad thing to seek out local talent.”

     “Then it’s agreed—Now let’s make our way up to what I assume is the generator shed on top of the hill behind the lodge. We need to get this property, the buildings, and all its necessary equipment powered up before losing daylight. Maybe even catch a fish off the dock for supper.”

The generator building sat at the peak of the island approximately two hundred meters from the camp clearing. Two of the most immediate offerings were ONE: There was a middle of the road cell signal obtainable from this peak that held a relatively consistent note, if you tilted your phone at a 45-degree angle facing the southwest.

SECOND offering: the wrap-around walkway attached to the generator shed presented a magnificent view of the lake—along with a clear shot of the docks in the protected harbor—of which Hooked on Poutine was currently nowhere to be seen.

     “Rusty, where the hell’s our passenger boat?!” fired Professor Scale.

     “Uh, didn’t you tie it to the dock after I parked?” retorted Rusty.

     “Rusty, you’re the one who pulled the boat into the harbor—put the nose on the beach—stern against the dock—and said we’re good, let’s get unloaded!”

The formidable southeast wind that blew was consistent with its ability to remove Hooked on Poutine further and further from sight of the island. Scale and Flathers stood on the ends of adjacent docks glassing the horizon through rain dripped binocular lenses. There was an hour before sunset—each was soaked to the bone—the fire in the lodge had suffocated itself several hours prior—and the hum of the diesel generator indicated it was performing imperfectly on five cylinders versus the allotted six, provided by the manufacturer.

     “Well, I guess there’s not much we can do about it tonight” offered Cos. I’m going up to the lodge to get the barrel stove going. It appears our compadres, the red squirrels, have completed their task of clearing the chimney pipe. Why don’t you see if you can change our luck and land a couple of fresh fish for dinner—I need to be done for the day.”

Inside the dock house, hanging in the rafters, Rusty located what appeared to be a vintage B’n’M graphite spinning rod built specifically for crappie fishing in the early 1970’s. This was the first of its kind—long handle and fore grip—lightweight and sensitive—the action of bamboo but the balance that allowed an angler to vertically jig.

With Link standing by his side at the end of the dock Rusty tipped the 1/16oz chartreuse jig with a miniature pearl white twister tail, flipped open the bail on the spinning reel, and pitched the bait into the lake. Experience would lead him to believe they were in approximately 13ft of water. In his angler’s mind a lucky number. There were twelve disciples plus Jesus.

Better yet—of the group you had Simon and Andrew (brothers and fishermen)—James and John (also brothers and fishermen)—thus giving Rusty the sense that as an avid angler himself, he was in pretty good company. And then the perceived depth of 13 feet proved favorable.

Link yipped and bounded on his hind legs as Rusty hoisted the first crappie from below the dock and dangled it with line in hand just beyond the pup’s reach. Its flapping tail evoked its will to return to water—and Rusty obliged with his superstitious belief that by returning your first caught fish to the lake, the fish gods would come back and smile upon you tenfold.

Do not contest the vibe of the Disciples or the fish gods. Bite after bite—fish after fish—the crappies committed themselves to his hook and all returned safely to their habitat, albeit a sparring few kept for the pleasure of teasing the palate, feeding hunger, and fulfilling the ancient hunter gatherer instinct.

     “Rusty how goes it down there?” shouted Cos from the deck of the lodge.

     “Wonderful! I’ve got enough for supper. I’ll be up in a minute. You want to put some beans and potatoes on?”

In the next instant there was a tug on his line—one that bent rod tip to handle—line peeling from an underpowered reel. Rusty took two steps back from the edge of the dock and buried the rod butt into his waistline to gain leverage. Link was on standby for assistance—peering into the depths below with his nose very near water.

With rain decreasing and sun yourself weather emerging for the first time in days, a giant musky broke the surface and tail danced across the water with an approximate two-pound walleye in its clenches. The angle of the sunlight was such that its ferocious teeth shone like electric sparks on a short-circuiting wire.

After that a stout head shake snapped the line—momentarily “The Musky’s Mysterious Wink” thanked Rusty for the assist—then he returned below depths to enjoy an evening meal.

Meanwhile the island puppy mascot Link, who struggled earlier that same day with his inability to swim, hurriedly retreated to the haven of dry land. His chattering teeth and rose hair indicated an attitude toward whether recreational swimming would be in his future after seeing the great fish.

Sally—Ellie—Hazel—collaborator William—rested impatiently inside their newly instructed meeting place. The no-see-ums brought on by darkness had ravaged them in the mangrove harbor of the Caye and relentless biting had pursued them along the entire trail to the safehouse.

Now they waited for William’s captain and first mate to return with a second vessel. An opportunity to pool resources and safely connect with the Blackfin Phantom submarine. Additionally, they had been informed there were two passengers in custody. There was to be an interrogation upon their arrival at the Caye.

-To Be Continued-

SEASON 3, EPISODE 10

Season THREE – Episode 10 – “Bait and Switch

Entering the parking lot of the marina at Sand Point Beach—the third parking space to the left of the entry was available—Sally whipped the Toyota Corolla into the gap and slid the gear shifter into park.

“You two wait here I’ll be back in a shake. Gimme that backpack” requested Sally. Then she removed one of the Austrian made Glock Gen5’s from the bag and slid it into her jacket pocket. This would be added insurance per chance anyone inside had intentions of pulling a “Bait and Switch”.

The bell on the glass door jingled as she put her shoulder into the weight of the hinged restrictor arm that controls the tension between the door and the wall. Inside the aerators ran boldly outweighing the noise of anglers and shop keepers exchanging cash for baited dreams.

Opposite the entry of the building were metal sliding doors cast open to the salt breeze coming off the bay. You could taste the humidity that hung in the air and suddenly Sally caught herself wondering why she had agreed to this mission and was not living her fashion world life of photo shoots and fishing adventures.

Vintage black and white photographs—faded color prints—current computer printed action shots lined the walls of the store boasting broad smiles and magnificent catches. “I wonder how Rusty and Link are faring” was her next thought.

Then a man with a basket containing beach worms, pilchards, and fresh squid bumped her torso and broke the trance. “Excuse me mam—might I help you find something?” he offered.

“Ahhh yes” responded Sally, I have an afternoon charter fishing excursion booked. Might you point me in the direction of where to check in?”

     “Absolutely—My name is William—I’m with Catch Me If You Canuck fish packaging. Follow me outside to the pier and I’ll help you locate the charter manager.”

     “Thanks” Sally responded. “My fishing friends refer to me as EagleOne.”

There were no less than 50 sportfishing boats tied to the dock—along with that many empty slips that were currently void of boats. Most likely angling enthusiasts already out of the harbor and on the big water chasing Australian salmon.

Sally made her way down the pier following the man with the basket of bait. The afternoon sun glorified the shallow turquoise water and momentarily put her mind at ease. They stopped on the main dock near a Grady-White Canyon 456 center console. The 45ft offshore vessel was powered with Quad XTO Yamaha 450’s giving her 1800 horsepower and a top cruising speed of 58.0 MHP.

     “Waiting—waiting—waiting—” Hazel said aloud to no one in particular. And before she could finish her sentence the Ford Falcon GT-HO Phase III street rod from back in Woodanilling appeared in her passenger side mirror.

     “What is it?” Ellie tensed.

     “I just caught a glimpse of Too-Tall and Shorty-Short going by in the Falcon. Grab the backpack and let’s go!”

With Hazel leading the charge—she and Ellie burst through the front entry of the bait shop and immediately caught sight of Sally standing 50-yards down the pier next to a boat with three men on board who appeared to be amid a conversation.

First, she heard the commotion inside the bait shop—then from her peripheral Sally witnessed EagleTwo and EagleThree on the dead sprint coming her direction. Pulling the Glock Gen5 from her jacket she produced the firearm and queried, “Permission to come aboard gentleman?” Then followed by adding “Get this skiff fired up—here comes my team!”

The captain and first mate were left at the dock while newly acquired contact William powered the skiff at half-step out of the harbor and toward the blue of the ocean. Sally, Ellie, and Hazel were below deck of the center console changing to more appropriate summer sportfishing wear, disguising themselves as fishing tourists, and cleverly hiding miscellaneous weapons being shared amongst the trio.

Five miles offshore they arrived at what appeared to be an uninhabited Caye with William idling down the Quad Yamaha’s—trimming jack plates to shallow water mode—entering a natural harbor parting mangroves to conceal the boat.

“Waiting—waiting—waiting—” Hazel once again said aloud as William had called for them to join him on the main deck as the newly formed foursome awaited further instruction. Five minutes—ten minutes—half hour—the satellite phone rang.

     “Copy that” was Williams’ only response. Then he returned the phone to the console compartment, ignited the four Yamaha outboard motors, and backed his way out of the hidden mangrove channel.

     “What’s the plan?” asked Sally.

     “We are to reunite with the captain and first mate whom we left back at the marina. They have acquired another vessel, along with two passengers, and plan to meet us further west at a Caye with a safehouse.

     “Safehouse?” responded Ellie and then heavily exhaled. “The last time I heard that—It ended up with me being knocked out—bound and gagged.”

William spun the Grady-White in a one-eighty, powered up the Quad XTO Yamaha’s, and was quickly on step heading west toward their instructed rendezvous. Sally stood fast in the co-pilot’s position brooding to herself over the possibility of being drawn into a “Bait and Switch”.

Back at the island on Lac des Bois—Rusty Flathers and Professor Cosmoid Scale were spinning in one-eighties as well. The barrel stove in the main lodge had heated the building quickly enough, but the unidentified varmints who had built a nest inside the upper portion of the stove pipe were now responsible for an overwhelming backdraft of smoke filling the building.

Clearing about in circles inside the main lodge, both Rusty and Cos bumped and bounced and spun their way toward windows to escape the smoke. Outside the rains continued and there were more geese gathering in the harbor—questioning the puffs of clouds exiting the lodge.

One gander let out a raucous “HERRRR-ONKKKK” and Rusty was undecided if it was a statement of alarm, or he and Cos were being wildly laughed at. The verdict remained at large.

-To Be Continued-

MARCH 9 ICE FISHING REPORT

HEY SPORTSFANS!
 
We are nearing the end of the season (LAST DAY FOR FISHING = MARCH 16) but there are still fish to be caught. 
 
​The Ballard’s houses stayed put (LOCATED NEAR GARDEN ISLAND) and hot with the perch bite!
 
A few of the Ballard’s ladies made their way out on to the lake this week…. lots of laughter coming from those houses. 
 
As we write this (EVENING OF SUNDAY MARCH 9) the guides are bumping the houses in…5 miles past Pine Island. 
 
Glow jigs were the hot commodity this past week… keep the presentation simple!!
 
We hope to see you here to #SETTHEHOOK before the season is over. 

SEASON 3, EPISODE 9

Season THREE – Episode 09 – “Catch me if you Canuck

With Rusty at the helm, Link perched on the dash, and Cos in the copilot seat—Hooked on Poutine made her way safely from the confines of Hensen Bay and set course for FSFO. The location of their newly purchased property was eighteen miles northwest through a passage of islands. It was unnamed, but previous proprietors of the island included an Illinois businessman who originally deeded the ten-acres for private use with a rare purchase opportunity from the Canadian government.

Years later it was sold to a couple from Minnesota who raised their children there during the summer months—at least until the kids got older. Ever try keeping teenagers remotely isolated from their friends and modern conveniences for three straight months? Shortly thereafter, the island sold again.

The third time it went to a well-established real estate gentleman from Wisconsin who had the wherewithal to go through the hoops to get it zoned commercially—gifted the island to his newly wed daughter and son in law—gave them the reins to a startup fishing camp biz—watched it last for one season—drank himself sober after their divorce—and then sold the island for 28.5% less than what he had paid.

A traveling band of circus gypsies from Oregon became the next proprietors. They held the deed for the longest of any of the owners but spent very little time at the property. When discussed by historic local color, it was generally agreed the business had been used as a front to wash frothy amounts of unclaimed cash from countless Ferris-wheel and Tilt-a-whirl rides.

International laundering, if you will—was never confirmed when Canada Customs sent Ontario Provincial Police to inspect the island for business proprietors. The only thing they found was the entire island becoming an overgrown mass of vegetative growth. Mother Nature was slowly retaking what was originally hers—Government Canada took the rest with records of delinquent property taxes—Key the microphone for Rusty and Cos.

The fifth owners of the soon to be famous Flather’s & Scale’s Fishy Outfitters aka FSFO—the fishing camp that hooks you for life—throttled down the passenger boat and idled their way into a semi protected harbor exposed only to an east or south easterly blow. Rusty stuck the bow of Hooked on Poutine on the beach—turned the wheel and forced the stern to the dock on the starboard side—land ho!

The horse weeds and cackle bur bushes that greeted them at the end of the dock caused a minorly obstructed view of what appeared to be a path to the main lodge. More unwavering were the goose and gander unwilling to give way to the newly arrived guests. Link had attempted to reach shore on multiple occasions but was promptly sent in retreat after some verbal scolding by ma’ and pa’ goose along with some hissing and pecking. At eight weeks old he was in no way a match for this duo.

The rain continued while Rusty and Cos transferred supplies from boat to dock. Unbeknownst to either of the partners they were each silently running numbers to calculate the number of times you had to touch one item from its original location to its place of storage. Rusty was at four—Cos was one ahead of him. Example: case of water carried from the grocery store to the bed of the truck, then transferred from the truck to the mainland dock, dock to boat, boat to island dock, dock to storage shed. That’s five—but let’s not forget that once the refrigerator is up and running, we will now jump to SIX for final transport.

And one could go even further adding once the bottle is drunk, placed in the garbage, garbage is hauled back to storage, back to dock, back to passenger boat, back to mainland dock, and off to the landfill just east of the town of Jackfish—both Rusty and Cos had lost count.

Five guest cabins—two bunkhouses—one boathouse—the pumphouse—a generator shed—the central bathhouse—a main lodge with kitchen and dining area. Each building seemed to be accounted for, and none was prepared for use. With arms full Rusty made his way past the hissing geese and hoofed his way toward the lodge sludging through muck. The trail would need some gravel. First things first, he wanted to check out the lodge and get out of the rain.

Cos was two steps behind him—his newly acquired Brigham Pipe clamped firmly between tops and bottoms—full to the rim with fresh Canadian rainwater. “Are we sure this isn’t Lake of the Rains” he uttered from beneath his Filson Tin Cloth Bush Hat.

“What’s that?” replied Rusty. “Can’t hear you over the rain.”

Exhaling—Cos blew a spout of water from his pipe and entered the lodge on Rusty’s heels. Even the geese were now on the covered walkway and wanted to get out of it.

“Three weeks to the opener” commented Rusty as he knelt to the barrel stove in the main lodge and struck a match to kindling. “Do you think we’ll have time to get everything ready to go?”

“Hard to say—we just got here—we’ll just have to go building by building and get everything opened up” replied Cos. On the plus side it appears as though the roof in the lodge is airtight. I’m not seeing any watermarks on the hardwoods.

On the fourth ring someone on the opposite end picked up, “Catch me if you Canuck—fish wrapping experts.”

Sally raised her eyebrows and responded, “This is EagleOne—I’m looking for some fresh salmon—do you have a charter available for late this afternoon?”

          “Copy that EagleOne. What’s your ETA?

          “Forty-two klicks to Sand Point Beach. We’re going to need rods—reels—bait—tackle—the works.

          “Roger that EagleOne. Other than the salmon we can put you on mulloway, squid, skippy, flat head and sand whiting.”

          “Thanks, Catch me if you Canuck—see you in twenty.” Sally returned the phone to her backpack, tossed it to the rear seat and hammered the accelerator to the floor. The Corolla came out of the parking lot sideways shooting gravel to both sides and the rear.

“Hey Hazel—I’m assuming we have a gameplan—How about you?” mused Ellie from the back seat.

          “That sounds fair EagleThree. I’m guessing the same.”

Sally pushed her mirrored sunglasses to the bridge of her nose—watched the speedometer climb from 55mph to 95mph—and inadvertently allowed a smile to crease the corners of her mouth. “Next stop, Bremer Bay ladies. The approaching tides appear more favorable.”

 To Be Continued –