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The Piscatorial (and other more humorous) tales of Rusty Flathers
April 13, 2026
SEASON 4, EPISODE 29
Season Four—Episode 29 (Applesauce) “FSFO to Eagle Four… FSFO to Eagle Four… Hey Tawn, this is Celine. Do
April 5, 2026
SEASON 4, EPISODE 28
Season Four—Episode 28 (I’m Too Sexy for My Shirt) “Thirty-seven feet, drop the anchor,” Tawny shouted as she clicked
March 29, 2026
SEASON 4, EPISODE 27
Season Four—Episode 27 (LET’S NEVER DO THAT AGAIN) Rusty’s mouth tasted like charcoal briquettes, but that didn’t stop him
March 23, 2026
SEASON 4, EPISODE 26
Season Four—Episode 26 (FISH OR CUT BAIT) Sally cut power to the twin turboprop engines and banked hard left…
March 15, 2026
SEASON 4, EPISODE 25
Season Four—Episode 25 (HOT MESS) Water boils at 212 degrees Fahrenheit. Rusty’s Norwegian relatives allowed 8 to 10 minutes
March 8, 2026
SEASON 4, EPISODE 24
Season Four—Episode 24 (Midnight Rider) How long had he been lying there. Lying there because someone or something had
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