SEASON 4, EPISODE 22

Season Four—Episode 22 (Some Like It Hot) 

The massive beast was hunched at the shoulders and stood thirteen feet if he was a foot. Rusty’s only weapon was the cooking spatula he held in his right hand.

“My God,” Alvin cried out. “What is that animal?”

          “I’m not hanging around to find out,” screamed Ted. And before Rusty could say “Wait, stay together,” Ted was sprinting parallel down the shoreline like he, too, had been shot out of the flare gun.

“Stay by the fire!” said Rusty. “Some Like It Hot, but in most cases a Wendigo will retreat when presented with a burning flame.”

          “You could have fooled me,” whimpered Cy, as he watched the beast creep nearer their location.

“Trust me, it’s our best bet,” continued Rusty. “Now, each of you grab a burning log from the fire.”

From a popple ridge one-quarter mile west of the shore lunch site was Sam Doright. AKA Sam the Storm Sanitation guy. He was crouched low in a natural bunker peering down the wooded hillside through a pair of Steiner Predator 10X26s, watching the shore banger show that now included a Wendigo.

Next to him on the forest floor was a Barrett M82A1. The chamber was packed with .50 caliber Browning Machine Gun bullets. Sam was there to clean up a debacle, but now he was not exactly sure who was fair game.

He could see Rusty, Alvin, and Cy slowly retreating toward the campfire keeping their eyes toward the woods and their backs toward the fire they had built on the lakeshore. Also in his vision was Ted, running due east, down the shoreline, but now he found himself entangled in a growth of Multiflora Rose. The vines had captured his arms and his legs, and Sam could see through the binocs that the more Ted struggled the deeper he was clasped by the thorns in the vines.

The noise started low… A guttural gurgling…  Sam switched his vision away from Ted, away from Rusty and company near the fire. He was panning the bush to the north of the shore lunch location.

Oddly, it was comparable to the deep hum of a diesel generator. A voice that was slowly building volume. Deliberately building momentum.

“What am I hearing?” Sam thought to himself. And a millisecond later the trigger of a handgun clicked at the base of his neck. This noise—he quickly realized—could only mean one thing: “Oh F#$*.”

While they too listened… Rusty and company waited for the Wendigo to again show himself. Since Ted had left the party… The skeletal monster had changed direction and momentarily disappeared.

Then came two eruptions of sound. The first was a paralyzing shriek, with the power to make your eardrums bleed. The second was a battered echo. A human shriek that began at a glass-shattering decibel and then dropped off to the faintest of tones. Both sounds came from the east. The direction to which Ted had previously fled.

“That was our brother’s voice!” cried Cy. “We have to go help him!”

          “No! We must hold our ground,” answered Rusty. “Just keep your heads on a swivel and be ready with your flames!”

The head on a swivel part was Tawny’s motivational advice. Along with Rusty catching fish and Rusty going to shore lunch at Moose Island. And, near as he could figure, Rusty now putting his ass in a proverbial sling to lure this Wendigo out of the bush. This could literally be compared to dangling a seasoned ribeye in front of a pack of starved timber wolves. And HE and the Pikeannolis were the raw pieces of meat on the end of the stick.

 “Now, where in the HELL is she?!” he thought. “I’m doing my part!”

“Alright MR. STORM SANITATION, or whatever your name is.” It was the voice that held the gun to the back of Sam’s head. “Just put that pair of binoculars down real slow, and get your hands locked together behind your head.”

          “You’re making a huge mistake, whoever you are.”

“Quiet. Get your chest down,” continued the voice. “Your whole body flat on the ground.”

As he hugged the earth, she reached down and her long jet-black hair fell off her shoulders as she managed to retrieve the sniper rifle lying nearby. “You can turn over now but keep your hands behind your head.”

Then Sam rolled as instructed and sat up at the waist, looking into a set of eyes cast in a deep bronze of wet cedar bark. The Glock 19 in her right hand fit her perfectly. She was compact, reliable, and clearly operated with stealth precision in rugged wilderness conditions. This woman was not flashy, but lethal.

“Let’s just get in the boat and get the hell out of here,” pleaded Alvin. “We barely escaped with our lives once—before coming to this place. And Cy and me are still alive.”

It was safe to say the same could not be said for Theodore Pikeannoli. The bloodstains on the sunken flesh around the mouth of the Wendigo… The shreds of clothing hanging from supernatural claws… The scent of fresh kill that outweighed the deeper putrid undertone of rotting meat. These were all evident clues that Ted’s fate had been sealed when the creature became visible from the bush, and redirected his momentum down the beach.

The hollow eyes, the slow stalking speed… Rusty was impressed by the silence in which the Wendigo carried himself. He was also amazed that Alvin was still wearing his “diaper” flotation device around his crotchal region—wondering if it was potentially catching and containing any fallouts on the bottom end.

A hundred-plus yards down the shoreline… The Wendigo continued its mesmerizing march toward the three remaining men who had started their day just hoping to enjoy some fresh wild walleyes at a Canadian shore lunch.

“Now look,” Tawny said to Sam with her Glock held firmly, “this is going to go bad twice to Tuesday if you don’t just tell me who you are. Got it?”

          “Samuel… Doright. That’s my name.”

“Doright? Seriously?” Tawny contested.

          “Yes. It’s actually Canadian. Just like yourself. But my great-grandfather relocated after the Klondike panned out and somehow ended up in Montana chasing cattle. Later he immigrated and went on to become a U.S. Marshal.”

“Cut the B.S.,” Tawny demanded.

          “No lie. Just let me finish,” Sam continued. “My family has been in the business of enforcing the law since the day he was sworn in. Myself? I’m here. Because of you. Because of Flathers.”

“What are you talking about?”

          “I’m talking about witness protection. I’m talking about the fact that I’ve been working for the WITSEC—the Witness Security Program for twenty years, and for the past ten I’ve been placing participants on Lac des Bois at various fishing camps, before taking them to final placement.”

“If you’ve been on Lac des Bois for ten years, why haven’t I ever seen you?” Tawny quizzed.

          “Because I’ve never actually been here. Never had a reason to. Until I started placing my witnesses at FSFO and they started disappearing. Now we are both part of the same problem. I tried warning Flathers the other night with SOS signals, but your head chef Celine somehow intercepted my signals, and thought she was playing some sort of whacko sexcapade game with God only knows who, because I can’t sort it out with all the nutbars you guys have running around on that island. You people are exhausting!”

Tawny took her index finger off the trigger, eased the hammer back into the safe position, and lowered her firearm. “My apologies… It’s our first season attempting to operate a fishing camp, and this is week one. We may need a few more days to get the kinks worked out. Especially with Flathers at the helm. Now get up off your ass, take this sniper rifle, and let’s go kill a Wendigo.”

Dragging one of its long skeletal bones of a leg in the sand, the massive wall of a beast continued its slow stalk toward the shore lunch arena, and the temperature on the beach continued to rise.

“Hold steady fellas,” instructed Rusty. But it was too late. His party of three had become two. Cy had mysteriously vanished and now the only two remaining were he and diaper man.

“Where’s your brother?!”

          “I don’t know. I’m too busy watching my life pass before my eyes.”

“Look, just keep your flame lit. Wendigos won’t attack fire. I don’t think…

          “Great, it’s bad enough to be with a guide who doubts his fishing abilities,” spat Alvin.

“They noticed?” thought Rusty. “Alright, we’ll see who’s doubting who.” And with that… Rusty took his flame-fired log, held high in his left hand—cooking spatula in his right, and began his own slow death march toward the great beast.

–To Be Continued— 

FEBRUARY 22

Hey Sportsfans, 

We are cruising toward the grand finale of our season — how did that happen so fast?! 

Things have slowed down on the lake, giving it that peaceful, end-of-season magic. The fish? Well… let’s just say they’ve decided to be a little “exclusive” lately. Apparently even our legendary snacks aren’t tempting enough right now — and trust us, we bring the good stuff! 

We have had a couple of mighty fishers reel up some northerns which is always fun to see. 

And here’s the best part — word on the street is that if you’re coming back for your second trip in March, you unlock a special deal. Yes, you heard that right. A special deal! And honestly… who doesn’t love a little bonus for coming back for more?

We’re not done yet — let’s finish this season strong and have some fun while we’re at it! 

Set the Hook!

FEBRUARY 16

February 16th, 2026 

Hey Sportsfans, 

Another week has passed and we’re already halfway through the month — crazy how fast time flies!

The temperatures and weather have been all over the place lately, but this week we’re expecting to see highs in the upper 20s and low 30s, which should make for some beautiful days out on the water.

Fishing has been pretty consistent. We’re still set up north of the bridges and around the reefs, and those areas continue to produce. The bite has been steady, especially during the warmer parts of the day.

Perch are still a hot commodity, and they’ve been keeping anglers busy. A few lucky fishers have also been reeling in some slot fish, which always makes for a great day and some exciting stories at the end of the trip.

If the weather holds and the patterns stay steady, we’re looking forward to another strong stretch of fishing ahead!

Set the Hook!

SEASON 4, EPISODE 21

Season Four—Episode 21 (Nowhere to Run)

Rusty’s first pass down the shoreline in Pelican Bay was nothing short of phenomenal. Of the Pikeannoli brothers… Cy struggled a bit, but both Alvin and Ted were quick learners when it came to setting the hook!

“How time flies when you are catching fish,” Rusty thought (dreadfully). In the two-plus hours they had been working the shallows, over fifty walleyes had come to the boatside. And now the queasiness in his stomach had increased—level ten—I want to puke but I can’t.

Nowhere to Run—Tawny’s plan called for shore lunch at Moose Island—high noon—and the incredible churning in his stomach was not being generated by hunger. This was that special sort of sauce in the lower portion of your abdomen. The resolute moaning of a vintage barn door swung open, except that noise was coming from deep within his bowels, and the idling Yamaha was barely enough to mask the alarm.

“Don’t screw this up,” was another one of Tawny’s team building orders. It was the one command requiring Rusty’s utmost attention as they reeled in lines, put the boat to full throttle, and raced out of the bay around the Four Blocks islands.

Traveling west and now north the Lund Alaskan scooted along with its passengers bound for a shore banger. How loud would it get once they reached Moose Island… If the crack of lightning that just ignited in their direction of travel was any indication… Batten down the hatches.

A perfectly calm, bluebird morning, filled with rainbows and unicorns on Lac de Bois had quickly turned to a purplish-black and green cauldron of clouds rolling in from the north. And with it came the winds. Steady at first. Enough to create more than the obligatory walleye chop desired for fishing. Then it went full send, unlike anything our shore lunch bound adventurers had ever witnessed.

The gales of May came hard—hard enough to blow the tops off the oncoming waves. The water now looked as though it was capped by a sheet of ice.

But there was no moisture in this storm. Quite the opposite. As Rusty held tight to the throttle and raced toward the leeward beach on the south side of Moose Island, he could feel the temperature rising.

Fifty yards to the beach, Rusty’s cap had long since blown off, and the impenetrable wall of wind was suddenly… GONE. They had somehow punched their way through a wall and now only the unseasonable heat remained. Moose Island was waking up, and they were inside its bubble.

“Wow, it sure got warm,” noted Alvin as Rusty putzed his way toward the sand with the bow of the boat.

          “Yeah,” responded Rusty. “Downright balmy.” And he used his shirt sleeve to wipe away the flow of sweat on his forehead, undecided if it was brought on by the heat or his fear of Wendigo, or both!

Once the bow touched the beach, he trimmed the Yamaha motor and ground the boat further into the sand. “You guys can go ahead and hop out, and I’ll hand you the shore lunch gear.”

“Reconnaissance,” he thought. “I hope to hell Tawny or Stash or Cos is somewhere nearby.” He had his own plan in place—to alert them if fresh wild walleyes cooked over an open fire were to go sideways.  

“Careful when you get out,” Rusty mentioned to his guests. But it was already too late as Alvin lifted a leg over the gunnel and went ass over teakettle with his lifejacket diaper pulled up to his armpits.

          “Nice move!” chirped the younger Ted. “You can probably go ahead and take that off, now that we’re on shore, HA HA.”

“Here Ted, climb out and I’ll hand you the shore lunch kit,” Rusty jumped in before any brotherly confrontation might arise.

The wooden box was super heavy and contained all the essentials for lunch. Pots, pans, utensils, the works. AND it also held the orange Orion flare gun that Rusty had secretly packed away for alerting his trusted FSFO posse. Or worst-case scenario… Something to fire at the stone-cold heart of a Wendigo.

“I’ll start on the fish cleaning if you fellas want to gather up some firewood,” instructed Rusty. “Make sure you get plenty of kindling, and don’t wander off too far.” Great advice considering they were on the same island that inhaled his previous two guests and his one fishing guide.

Rusty then whacked out the fillets as wood was gathered by the Pikeannolis. The 9” Rapala blade in his hand tore through the walleyes in short time and soon there was a fire being built.

“Dammit,” he thought, as a match was struck to the kindling. “I forgot to grab a shore lunch grate to put over the fire.”

Shore lunch 101… Don’t forget your campfire cooking grate. Lest you prefer to place the frying pan (of which most guides do not) directly into the burning inferno. Of which currently, uncomfortably near the bow of the boat, Rusty had a raging fire going on the beach of Moose Island.

The heat was intensifying beyond comfort just as he asked, “Hey Cy, can you grab the cast iron skillet out of the shore box for me?”

“Absolutely,” responded the elderly gentleman. “And what’s this?”

But before Rusty could turn… There was a CRACK of gunfire… Followed by a long and sustaining HISSSSSSS that ended with a violent gurgling.

In a split-second Cy had held up the flare gun for inspection, accidentally touched its hair trigger, watched the flare launch from the barrel—ricochet off an oak tree, and bomb across the stained waters of Lac de Bois.

The only thing left was an oily orange residue on the water surface and three wide-eyed Pikeannolis (one with wet pants) who scattered like startled geese and stood staring in disbelief.

Then there was silence. Albeit brief. Sixty-seconds to be exact. That was how long it took to wake the Wendigo monster and bring the HEAT!

–To Be Continued—